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    So today I was thinking, "Hmm, I'm in the mood for music." So I went to get my headphones and ipod, and after putting my headphones on, I turn on the ipod. The thing begins to whir and then I get this display message that I need to go to the apple support center for my ipod. What the fuck. I rarely ever use that goddamn ipod and it's decided to break down on me just randomly. I thought the computers were bad, but I had a little hope for the ipod. Fucking piece of shit.

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    Hey hey hey, an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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    It does say on the instructions: "Don't not use after long periods of dis-use."

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    well I used it a week ago. i don't think it should screw up after just a week.

    it's because apple products are of horrible quality. somebody shoot steve jobs please

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dead Walrus View Post
    well I used it a week ago. i don't think it should screw up after just a week.

    it's because apple products are of horrible quality. somebody shoot steve jobs please
    Apple products are fine for those of us who bother reading the instructions on how to solve basic common malfunctions, problems that would otherwise cripple a normal MP3 player. The Zune and the iPod from what I can tell are about on par with each other and the only reason people think Microsoft is better than Apple is because Apple requires you to use different commands to accomplish tasks and the people that hate them don't have the god given brain capacity to figure that out.

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    Zune > Ipod

    Microsoft > Apple

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    I don't know about the first one because I've never had a zune, but I can definitely agree with the second statement. Trust me, I've got an apple laptop. it's horrible

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    They must have screwed up when they named the company apple. Cuz if you hold your tounge and say it it's ASSHOLE!

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    Apple is WAY better than Microsoft. You're just retarded.

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    Dogar, do you have a mac computer? Because if you did, you'd know how much they suck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dead Walrus View Post
    Dogar, do you have a mac computer? Because if you did, you'd know how much they suck.
    iMac G5 19 inch screen baby. Only been to the shop twice, iPod blew the power supply, and I forget the other reason. It was in and out for at most 2 1/2 weeks. Had it for more and two years and has never gotten one virus. All the porn in the world will never stop this hot sexy thing.

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    yeah he does



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    Harsh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckweat View Post
    Harsh
    I STILL GOT IT!

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    Whenever I think of Macs I think of some college guy sitting in Starbucks with an iBook blogging about getting Bush impeached.

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    Me too, though I also imagine his with a weird hat and listening to Coldplay.

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    no in my mind he turned his ipod off because hes getting really into this debate against support_our_troops6478 about the justification of domestic wire tapping

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    Someone named support_our_troops6478 doesn't sound like they'd be able to debate very well.

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    well neither does clintonpelosi08

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    XD very true

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    You should have got a MP3 Player from Insignia. They work very well.

    Blazer: And they can play music up to 23 hours straight!

    Arina: It's better than an iPod!
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